Twitterpated is the unexplained yet pleasant feeling of being enamored or infactuated. But what I love best is Hollywood’s take on the term popularized by Disney’s classic film “Bambi”.
Check out Disney’s take on “twitterpated” here:
This recipe is for the most adventurous and involves a night at one of my favourite venues in town – Club Eden
CORNUCOPIA TOGA PARTY – CLUB EDEN
Come celebrate this day of lovers with all of your sexy friends at Club Eden! This is the most decadent, extravagant event of the year as we cater to our guests most gratuitous indulgences.
We have a sexy masseuse who will be perusing the Lounge and Club Zone offering massages to to our honored guests, there is a chocolate fountain complete with fresh fruit and pastries where lovers can feed each other delicious treats, fun games with whip cream and cupid’s arrow that are guaranteed to tempt anyone looking to get things started,… and so much more.
This particular recipe is a little more naughty and is incredibly reliant on setting the stage and letting the anticipation build. Here’s how:
Make a date with your partner for an evening out. Book at least one week in advance to ensure availability. Once the date/time are established, set the tone for the date. Give her explicit instructions to wear her favourite skirt and nice top along with a pair of high heeled shoes or boots, stockings are optional (but not pantyhose) and if possible, NO PANTIES. Tell her to be ready to leave by a set time that you designate. This will leave her fantasizing all week about what tawdry escapades you may have planned.
On date night, continue to maintain an air of authority. Arrive well dressed (as if it were your first date). Hand her a small gift box or bag containing a pair of vibrating panties. Once she opens the package, ask her firmly to put on the panties and then show her the remote which you then place in your pocket, or somewhere safely out of her reach.
Once she is ready to go, tell her that you will be in charge of her pleasure all evening and of course be sure to tell her that she is only permitted to orgasm on your command. Escort her to the car, open her door and ask her to step in. Just before closing the door, turn the panties on to level one and have her squirm all the way to the restaurant. Do not tell her where your date will be held, no matter how much she asks. Order her meal and drinks throughout the evening. And of course play with the setting on the vibrating panties throughout the evening. For extra fun, turn it on high just as the server asks her how her meal is.
By the time you leave the restaurant, she will be begging you to put the pedal to the metal and get her home as fast as possible. Of course, you remind her that you are in charge of her pleasure all evening and you drive home at the speed limit to ensure your safe arrival.
Once you get home, have her remove the vibrating panties and slip into something more revealing. Remind her that she is only permitted to orgasm with your permission. Light the candles in the bedroom while she is changing.
Once she’s changed into here sexy attire, put the fantasy mask on her and lay her on the bed, or place her in the love swing. Turn on the new vibrator so she can hear it. Run it along her body and tease her erogenous zones. Don’t rush it. Let the anticipation build again. Finally, insert the vibrator inside of her and let it sit there while you remove your clothing. Continue to remind her to wait for you if necessary. By this point, she’ll be begging for you. Now remove the vibrator and finish off the fantasy together with an explosive ending.
Ingredients
• One pair or vibrating panties with wireless remote
• Vibrating Massager
This date focuses on great sensual products/ideas to treat your partner to an evening of pampering. Think massage oils, soy candles, honey dust and of course champagne and strawberries. You can find almost everything you need for this fantasy at the naughty shops down on Davie street (Davie and Burrard), Honey Gifts or the Art of Loving.
Ingredients
• Valentines Card/Invitation with instructions
• Display table
• Red satin fabric
• Confetti/candy hearts
• A new piece of lingerie for her, or new satin boxers for both of you.
• Bubble bath
• Bottle of champagne with 2 glasses
• Small candles or tealights for around the tub (don’t forget the matches)
• 1 Vanilla soy massage candle (sunset mountain) (honey gifts | $15)
• 1 blindfold – babooshka silk blindfold (honey gifts | $59.99)(satin – $9.99)
• 1 set of silk restraints – babooshka silk restraints (honey gifts $59.99)
• Small bag of rose pedals (alternatively, you can guy “a bed of roses” (honey gifts | 24.99)
• Relaxation or fengshui CD playing in the background. Alternatively, you can purchase the exotica love berry CD (honey gifts | 24.99)
• A selection of sensory goodies to run across your partners body
o Small bowl of ice cubes
o Wooden skewers (lightly trail)
o One large body feather or feather duster (honey gifts | $9.99)
o Small candies, chocolates or fruit (use tray of leftovers from chocolate lovers dream)
o Whip cream
Directions
Set the stage.
1. Print out a valentines invitation and give it to them in the morning. Tell them what to where and when to be ready.
2. Turn up the heat a little. Nothing puts the damper on a romantic evening like a cold house.
3. Run a nice warm bubble bath and stage with candles, champagne, music and a few rose petals in the tub.
4. While your partner is in the tub, continue getting your massage and sensations station ready with all remaining supplies. Light the soy candle first to give it time to turn into a sensual massage oil.
5. Have your partner get out of the tub and dry them off with a fresh fluffy towel.
6. Have your partner put on the new lingerie or boxer shorts. You need to do the same so they feel comfortable.
7. Seductively blindfold your partner and then lead them over to your massage and seduction station. It is critical that you partner does not see or know in advance what you have planned.
8. Light a few candles placed in safe containers to create the mood.
9. Let your partner lie quietly in the designated area for a couple of minutes for effect.
10. Then quietly reach over and pour the massage candle oil onto your partners skin and begin massage.
11. Then gradually step it up a notch by adding in other sensory items to build anticipation. Don’t touch the naughty bits until well into the massage.
12. And enjoy an incredibly sexy ending to your evening.
Think Chocoholics Buffet, fondues, indulgence, decadence, chocolate body painting and more. This recipe will include recommendations for best chocolate buffets and chocolate shops as well as suggestions on creating a romantic “do it yourself” chocolate fondue. Of course you can’t use just any chocolate…I do have some favorites to suggest …yumm!
Ingredients
• Valentines Card/Invitation with instructions
• Display table
• Red satin fabric
• Confetti/candy hearts
• 3-5 lit candles placed in a safe location
• Chocolate Fondue or fountain:
o 1 small chocolate fondue or fountain (pick this up from London Drugs or the Bay)
o 3 tealight candles
o Delicious callebaut chocolate from belgium (be sure to ask how much chocolate to buy depending on the size of your fondue or fountain.
o An assortment of berries and tropical fruit (strawberries, banana, pineapple, kiwi, starfruit, passion fruit)
o An assortment of delicious dippable treats (graham crackers, marshmallows, reeses peanut butter cups, grapes, orange)
• Blindfold (sleep mask, piece of fabric)
• Satin ties (satin ties from robe, pantyhose, ribbon from craft store)
• Three whole roses in black window box
• Small box of chocolate covered strawberries (Hand dipped and available at Charlie’s chocolate factory)
• 1 can of whip cream (on ice if possible)
• 2 – 4 new paint brushes for chocolate body painting (also available from Charlie’s Chocolate Factory)
• One large tray nicely “piled” with your dippables. You can even use a cool mirror here for effect. Think “cornucopia” here. You want it to look bountiful.
* Alternatively, you could start out at the “chocoholics buffet” at the Sutton Place Hotel, but get there extra early as it’s sure to be a sell out.
This recipe for love is perfect for time starved lovers who just want to celebrate Valentines with a little laughter, a lot of love, and a whole night of getting to know each other better with some pressure free fun.
Ingredients
• Valentines Card/Invitation with instructions
• A bottle of your favorite red or white champagne, or other favorite beverage.
• A great cozy blanket and fluffy pillows laid out on the floor in front of the fire.
• A selection of your favorite tunes for chillin’ (I recommend some eclectic acid jazz or bluenotes)
• Lots of candles.
• A pair of your favorite boxers for him
• A set of fun, flirty lounge pjs for her (perhaps a pair of boy shorts and tank top)
• A phone and yellow pages (to place an order from your favorite take-out joint)
• A selection of fun and flirty games: Syncrohearts, Poker for lovers, Naughty dice
• A selection of fun accessories: Whip cream, Satin blindfold, Feather Body tickler
Edible valentines from luscious creations are fun, flirty and unique. They make custom cakes, naughty cupcakes iced with naughty bits and even Tic Tac Toe XOXO petite fours. Throw in your own lighthearted, romantic poem and voila…you have the perfect valentines if you’ve only just started dating.
Ingredients
¨ Confetti/candy hearts
¨ Mini pack of naughty cupcakes
¨ XOXO cupcakes
¨ Custom valentines cake for two to share.
¨ Hand written poem ($priceless)
Ahhhh….Valentines is upon us. A time for love. A time for romance. A time for sexy adventures. Oh, and of course a time where by some miracle, you might find that one perfect gift that adequately portrays your undying love for your sweetie…hmmmm…no pressure there. And, if you’re anything like me, you somehow managed to run out of time again this year.
So, I’ve dedicated the next six posts to “Recipes for Love” to help you design the perfect gift for your sweetie in under 24 hours. Because Valentine’s falls on a Saturday this year, their will be a slightly stronger skew towards staying in. All the restaurants will be packed and the roads will be jammed so I’d like to give you a few options on how to have a perfect date while avoiding the crowds and commercialism (not to mention the fact that it may be difficult to get a reservation at the last minute).
According to the Great Canadian Sex Survey, men want more action in the bedroom, but they’re not willing to do anything to get it. Only 25% of Canadian men are willing to do housework or sit through a chick flick if it means guaranteeing a night of passion with their partners. And, only 9% said they would be willing to buy her a gift.
Guys…I’m going to let you in on a little secret….men are visually stimulated which means they could sit down with a “Victoria Secret” catalogue for five minutes and they’re good to go. Women on the other hand, are emotionally stimulated so their passion meter goes up 10-fold when their partners pamper them, take care of them or shower them with kisses and compliments.
All too often, I hear men say they feel they shouldn’t have to do the “little extras” to get more action. And better yet, they’re convinced that women use sex as a form of bribery to get what they want. Contrary to popular belief, women do not generally use sex as a leverage tool. For women, having their partner take out the garbage, do dishes, or shower them with compliments is actually FOREPLAY. It’s their equivalent to flipping through the pages of a “Victoria Secret” catalogue.
Trust me, most women don’t consciously make a point of holding out on their partners in the bedroom because they didn’t wash dishes with us. But they do tend to get a little more frisky when they do. And, it all happens at a subconscious level. A man sees an attractive woman, he get’s turned on. A woman gets a compliment, or a little extra help in the kitchen, she gets turned on. Yes, I know it’s one of those cruel jokes of “divine creation or evolution” (depending on your beliefs), but it’s just the way we’re built.
So men, next time your partner asks you to help with the dishes after dinner, spend the five minutes “revving her engines”. It’s fun foreplay and a great investment in your sex life . And, like all great investments, it may start off a little slow, but before you know it, you’ve doubled your money and maybe even hit the sexy jackpot!
With the holiday merriment behind us, many of us set our sites on the new year, and of course the consideration of new year’s resolutions…lose weight, quit smoking, drink less – most likely the same resolutions you set the year before, and the year before that. All with good intentions, until of course, life normalizes and you find an excuse to toss the resolutions out the window and return to the blissful monotony of comfortable old habits.
This year, instead of focusing on the typical, hum drum new year’s resolutions…why not focus on something a little more fun, titillating and adventurous (not to mention, good exercise)….SEX!
So alas, I put together a three part series on my top resolutions to add more spice to your sex life…starting with “Top 10 naughty resolutions for 2009″…(insert drumroll here)
#10. Take sexy pictures of yourself and send them to your lover.
#9. Perform a private lap dance for your partner…hell if Jamie Lee Curtis can do it for Arnold Schwarzenegger then so can you.
#8. Cook dinner for your partner while wearing something seductive. For the record…gentlemen, if you haven’t already figured it out, most women LOVE a man who cooks.
#7. Visit a strip club with your partner. Be sure to sit in Gyno row…and for god sakes, don’t heckle the dancers. Just appreciate the sensual moves and atmosphere and maybe even have some fun sharing your fantasies.
#6. Have sex at an unexpected location (or time). And no, I don’t just mean the kitchen table (although that’s a good start if you’re new sexplorers). Take it out of the house…join the mile high club, back seat of the sports car, in the woods, etc.
#5. Write your partner an erotic story, send it to them in an email and then act it out in real life.
#4. Surprise your partner by participating in their favourite pastime with them. For example, plan a private hockey party at home. Order in pizza, beer, and even put on his team jersey (with only a pair of sexy panties of course).
#3. Set an actual date night for just the two of you at least 1-2 times/month and stick with it.
#2. Act out one naughty NEW fantasy for your partner each month. If you’re looking for inspiration, check out one of my favourite websites: http://www.literotica.com.
And the number one Naughty New Year’s resolution
Treat your partner to a night of pure, sexual pleasure, exclusively for them. It may seem a little unbalanced, but trust me…this will be a great investment in your sex life as it will empower them to completely explore their sexual god or goddess and let go of any inhibitions they may be harboring. Even if they try to turn the tables and make it about you, do not let them…under any circumstances or you’ll be back to square one. Plan at least a couple of hours of indulgence. Start by relaxing them with a full body, aromatic oil massage or hot bubble bath complete with champagne and candles. Have fun finding all their erogenous zones. Kiss them from head to toe. Blindfold them and feed them chocolate, strawberries and champagne. Then pull out all the stops until they beg you for sweet release. This will be a resolution that neither of you will ever forget…and of course, you’ll love it when your partner returns the favour…
Stay tuned for part II…”Top 10 Romantic Resolutions for 2009″.
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