Whoopie…I’ve finally found it! A WIRELESS vibrating egg that’s worth writing home about. I know…ewww…but trust me, “The Boss” is da’ bomb. If I was equipped with boy naughty bits, I would say “The Boss” is like the Lamborghini of wireless vibrating eggs. It’s smooth, sleek the engine purrrrs under the hood…and so will yours when you take it for a test drive.
So let’s get right to the point. Compared to other vibrating eggs, The Boss is a bit of a fat head at a comfortable 4 ¼” around by 3 ¼” long. It’s made of hypoallergenic ABS plastic that is velvety to the touch making it less invasive on first impact. It is also
non-porous and phthalate-free, lubricant friendly, and easy to clean with anti-bacterial soap.
The WIRELESS remote is one of the best I’ve seen with TEN sweet settings that will keep you “guessing and waiting for your next ‘command’”. Your partner on the other hand, will know exactly what speed it’s at with one quick check of the easy to read LED digital display.
But best of all, our own ‘bedroom’ tests prove that you can fire up the engine and switch gears from over 30 feet away! Plus, it’s quiet and discrete making it the perfect toy for a naughty night on the town or my “good vibrations” fantasy.
Enjoy the ride!
Where to buy: Forbidden Fantasies Lingerie
Admittedly, I’m not much of a lube loyalist. I’ve always felt that lube serves an important purpose between the sheets, but that pretty much any brand will do, and that it’s likely to come with a sticky residue and “plasticky” aftertaste.
So when I was given a chance to “field test” the new Durex Line of “play” lubes, I wasn’t exactly expecting fireworks. But the new Durex line of lubes not only surprised me, it impressed me. Durex managed to create not one, but four new lubes that taste great, and don’t leave that typical sticky residue.
For oral play, the “very cherry” and “pina colada” (yes, even the pina colada) flavors actually taste just like candy…even though they’re sugar free. And for the complete ride, “tingle” and “heat” add just enough sensation to satisfy. All four glide on smooth and stay that way, even during extended play when other lubes just dry up, or turn into a sticky, gooey mess. And keeping safety top of mind, they’re water soluble making them safe to use with condoms.
So when you’re planning your next sexy adventure, I recommend picking up a tube of Durex Play lube, or even a variety pack and have fun trying all the flavors and sensations. The packs are small and discreet so you can hide them away easily until just the right moment.
In the world of sex, lube always seems like the poorer cousin when compared to the next best vibrating, spinning, pop goes the weasel toy. But for a fraction of the cost, the right lube can knock your next sexy adventure out of the park. In my books, you can’t enjoy the ride without the glide and Durex Play lubes are definitely worth a try!
If you’re looking to add a little spontaneous extra zip to your play time, check out the NEW play vibrations disposable vibrating pleasure ring by Durex.
The sugar and spice…
Like many off the shelf cock rings, the Durex Play Vibrations Pleasure ring is designed to keep him standing at attention for extended foreplay. At the same time, the built in, mini-vibrating bullet can get her there just a little more quickly so that hopefully, you both arrive at the finish line at the same time. According to hubby, he found the thin band and sleek design to be a very comfortable fit while the vibrating mini-bullet added to his pleasure. For me, the mini-vibrating bullet added a little extra clitoral stimulation if it happened to land on just the right spot at just the right time. But admittedly, it’s hard to enjoy the full benefits of a vibrating toy without more constant application and stimulation.
The combination of the cock ring for extended play and mini-vibe for enhanced pleasure kept him on the edge until just the right moment when we could both climax at the same time, creating a more intimate and connected experience.
Unlike other similar products, the best thing about the Durex Play Vibrations Pleasure Ring is accessibility. Picking up a pack is as simple as a trip down the condom aisle of your local Walmart store, making it a great way to add in a little spontaneous, last minute spice. You can pick up a pack during your weekly shopping trip, or simply stop in on your way home from work and surprise your partner with a sensational little extra.
This is a great little product that packs a powerful punch and comes from a brand you can trust. But at approx. $13 bucks CDN, it’s pretty pricey, given the disposable nature and 20 minute lifespan. Not sure what this product costs to MFG, but if Durex can find a way to keep it under $8, they’ll have a hard time keeping it on the shelf.
I’m not usually into ‘fruity flavoured’ lube so this was something relatively new for us.
The fruity smell is quite nice; not overpowering or fake smelling. It reminds me of suntan oil – very tropical. Because of the smell it’s perfect for the planned romantic evening, but not so much for the discreet encounter. The scent is a dead giveaway for the activity it is designed for.
I would say its middle of the road in terms of runniness…it’s not too much, and it’s not thick and gooey, which surprised me as many of the scented lubes I have used in the past were very sticky mainly due to the sugar used. This uses stevia for sweetness. Safe to safe it tastes nice as well.
Near the end of our session, we could’ve used a dab more, but overall it has good staying power. It didn’t leave me, or my partner feeling icky, sticky, and running for the shower.
One final note, I do like the ingredients – natural. I can read them, and pronounce them, and I know, more or less what they are. Horray for natural.
Overall, a nice lube that I would use again – for a special romantic evening.
3.5 out of 5
Review by The Goddess.
While watching the show “Foursome” on the Playboy Channel the other day, we came across an incredibly hot new product that neither Adam or I had ever heard of or seen before. Before our eyes, two very sexy ladies demo’d what looked like a new high tech style of rocking horse with two dildos protruding out of the seat. The two ladies faced each other and made out while one of the guys used the handle at the front to gently rock them back and forth on their dildos until they came. It was incredibly hot! And remember, given our background, not a lot phases us but this particular product really got our attention. If you’ve ever had a fantasy of watching two girls play, this is definately the way to go. Throw out the strap-ons and double ended dildos and make room for the Monkey Rocker Tango.
The only downfall is the price. We researched the product and found their website which is www.monkeyrocker.com. The classic Monkey Rocker (which is for solo play only…ie. one dildo) retails for $800 USD. The Monkey Rocker Tango (two dildos for simultaneous play) retails for around $1500 USD….ughh!
We’ve contacted the company to get more information so we’ll keep you posted. If there is enough demand, we may even offer it on our website. At the very least, we’re going to look into getting one for ourselves.